Saturday, August 14, 2010

Text to Translate

Have you ever seen those widgets that say "Text to translate" or a button that says "translate?" Wouldn't it be helpful for understanding the other sex? Sheesh, I sure think so. I mean think about it, when your lover, friend, gf, bf, or potential lover, friend, gf, or bf says something and you wonder... "did they mean this or this?" Sometimes we ask them what they think or feel and they don't really tell us, so then we're even more confused. Sometimes it's not really the right time to ask.
So what if you could either push a button or just type in the translation and SHAZAAAM! Out pops the translation. Genius. Come on Google, get on that... "Google translate-date"

A Scenario.
You're on your third date, but still haven't kissed and boy-oh-boy do you want to! Handsome date-man asks you if you want to watch a movie at his place, or go to a movie...Now, you don't want to seem eager-beaver, but you want to get this ball rolling... you wish you could push the "translate" button and find out if the guy is saying, "are you ready to smooch" or "are you not ready to smooch" without the awkwardness of actually asking it.
Another short Scenario.
Boy asks girl, "what do you want to eat?" Girl says, "I don't know" but does know, but for some reason she doesn't say.
Perfect moment for the "translate" button if you ask me...
Wouldn't that be awesome!?
So can someone out there please begin the business of translating what each sex means when they say things. We should probably ask each other more often, and be more open and honest... but this could be even better than ! Now that's a business idea! They do say, find a need... then begin a business from there... hmmm....

Rules Girl


Blogger Diana said...

That would sure make my life so much easier!

August 29, 2010 at 8:05:00 PM PDT  

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