Friday, January 8, 2010

Rule # 532: Take it One DATE at a time...(1.0)

I don't know if you've ever been asked out for a date, and then in the same ask-out... asked out for ANOTHER. For example, he calls and asks you to a David Bowie concert in a week and you LOVE David Bowie and totally want to go*... but then he says, "well a week is far off, let's do dinner tomorrow night". DO NOT ruin David Bowie for yourself.
I mean, cuz look at him. (baha)
Tell the asker-out that this week is nuts for work, or make some other excuse up because what if he totally SUCKS (meaning he's creepy, Align Centerboring, way more into his car than he should be, or doesn't like ice cream or something lame) and then you miss out on David Bowie because you know you wouldn't be able to handle another quick second with this dude!?!?!? (sorry guys, it often goes the other way as you know and is helpful hint-age for you as well).
Rules Girls are all about protecting themselves and providing happiness. So, make yourself and the guy happy by sparing you BOTH an awful night. It's not like you canceled on him altogether, you're doing yourselves a favor by sparing the situation some potential discomfort and making it a win-win! You still get to go out with him, AND have David Bowie. See what I'm sayin'?

So... abide by this important Rules Girl RULE: Take it one DATE at a time (1.0). See the other face of this rule in the following post.

hearts for David Bowie


Rules Girl

*if you know what this scenario is inspired by, please comment and you will win a prize (the prize of the recognition of your girly smarts)


Anonymous Anonymous said...

According to this post, a rules girl is the worst type of girl. What comes after being a rules girl? I'm dying to know, because any kind of relationship seems out of the question. Guys hate girls with this mentality. Good luck.

January 12, 2010 at 11:09:00 AM PST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Anonymous,

If you hate the blog so much, it would seem like an astronomical waste of your time to bother reading/harassing it at all.

January 12, 2010 at 10:27:00 PM PST  
Anonymous The Rules Girl said...

there there angry anonymous person who gets on and is bored around 11am every Tuesday. One day you may come to understand. Until then, think of bunnies and butterflies, you'll live longer.

Rules Girl

ps. I'd love your point of view. Next Tuesday you should send me an e-mail at and give me a piece of your mind. I'd love it.

January 12, 2010 at 11:00:00 PM PST  
OpenID hiptobescene said...

Awesome "Gilmore Girls" reference. The whole time I was reading I just kept thinking about that episode :)

February 6, 2010 at 7:54:00 PM PST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Love the reference to Gilmore Girls! Fav show ever!

February 26, 2010 at 11:59:00 AM PST  

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