"Hey, didn't you wear that skirt when I saw you Sunday?"EH!?!
I swung my head around and saw this kid that I have met a couple times and who had quazi 'followed' me around somewhat at another function before so I chuckled to myself when I ran into him randomly and the first thing he blurted out was ... my skirt.I then responded with
, "thanks? wanna buy me a new one?"
(trying to be nice while wishing I could hand him a 'learn how to be socially competent by the Rules Girl business card')and he said no but told me I shouldn't repeat the skirt....cool.
I finally pushed through the kindness and out came the blunt and real self and I said, "what's your problem with my skirt?"
and he flirting-ly
responds, "Well... isn't it dirty?".
(winky weird googly
uhhhh seriously? So what if I'm repeating a skirt with a different ensemble in a place I never thought I'd see anyone who had seen me Sunday...
anyhoo- I ended up explaining to the poor chap
that people often do their laundry and maybe said something about it being once a week or so and he explained to me that Sunday wasn't 7 days ago, it was "like 72 hours ago"
. (ps. it's Thursday)
I proceed to count to five with my fingers
and pointing at each as I said a day of the week, "Sunday (1), Monday (2), Tuesday... "
I showed him that it had been 5
At this point I was so excited about him
, that I just walked away.Yea....Moral of the story. Rules Girls don't DO ridiculous.
We of course try to be nice, but sometimes the nicest thing to do... is to walk away.
bye dirty skirt but not really dirty skirt hater boy... have fun with your every 7 day laundry and finding a girl that likes to be told she's dirty and repeats outfits.walk...away.
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