If a guy starts whistling creeper de do da... head for the hills,
it's your relationship's personal 2012.
it's your relationship's personal 2012.
Why? Because it's an element of: CREEPER.
What defines a creeper anyway?
Well, He (or She) is a creeper if....
1. He/she is Creeping
2. He/she is Hiding in the giant pot outside the house and staring in the window
3. He/she is asking your friends too many questions about you and how you feel
4. He/she is having Too much contact (too many texts, e-mails, facebook "likes" and posts on your wall)
5. He/she has a giant picture cut out of you on their wall that they hide everytime you come over but you saw it peeking out of the closet last time you were over
6. He/she writes you love poems and sends them via snail mail
7. He/she takes things literally...
8. Disproportionate fbk stalking. Keep the facebook stalking to a minimum: See past post: Eh, You're a stalker so am I.
9. He/she is creeping
XOXooooXOoXOOooXX
Rules freaking Girl.
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PS For number 8, FB stalking to a minimum especially if you are dating someone else.
I once found a love note shoved under my door, at the butt crack of dawn, morning after a date, in my alarm-locked, girls-only dorm.
YIKES
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