Monday, May 4, 2009

Rule #809 The Particulars of High Fives & three-quarter Hugs

Rules Girls only give horrible, partially-awkward and painful hugs to horrible, partially awkward and painful DATES.

If you have even 4% interest in the guy... DO NOT DO THE FOLLOWING:
Do NOT High Five after a date.
This isn't basketball practice, and if it were, I would highly encourage a 'good game' instead.
Do NOT give partial, awkward and horrible hugs. Like the kind from the side, or anything remotely resembling such. PS. You are not hugging your Great Uncle Mervin you see every 9 years and could possibly break on contact, this one's a real boy.
Don't Pat.
If you feel the hug hug - PAT... warning!
Do NOT ShakeHands. This obviously out of the question - we are not diplomats.

A lady takes a couple steps in all slow & moderate-like, looks in the eye a bit (but not googly), and hugs. If he's half normal, give the full body contact.

Relax, it's just a hug.

oooh I want that one.

Rules Girl

(Please note: if the date ultimately sucked, and you feel completely ILL about the guy, you can/should shake his hand, spit in his eye or kick him in the shin according to the severity of lameness)


Anonymous Nobody said...

How about waving from the driveway as you run in the door?

May 5, 2009 at 10:46:00 PM PDT  

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